Are you making your own lunch today? :-)

     There are three workers sitting on top of a high rise eating their lunch, one Italian, one Aussie and one Irish guy.   They all open their lunches then the Italian says,  "Man, if i have to eat pasta again for lunch tomorrow, i will jump off this building."  Then the Aussie guy says "If i have to eat bacon and egg pie again tomorrow for lunch, i will also jump off this building,"  Then the Irish guys says, "if i have to eat green bread sandwiches again tomorrow, i will also have to jump off this building."


      So the next day they all open their lunch boxes again and the Italian has pasta so he jumps, then the Aussie and finds he has bacon and egg pie so he jumps and the Irish does the same. 


       Anyway when it came to their  funerals the three wives get together and the Italian wife says, "if i knew he didn't want pasta again, i would have made him something else."  The Aussie wife says,  "Yes, me too, if i knew he didn't want bacon and egg pie i would have made him something else." Then the Irish wife says,  "i just don't get it, he made his own lunches!"