Even the sparrow finds a nest in which she puts her young, near to your altars, Lord Mighty God!

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Tried and True recipe series: How to Preserve a Husband



Be careful in your selection,
Do  not choose too young,
When selected, give your entire thoughts to preparation for domestic use.
Some wives insist upon keeping them in a pickle,
Others are constantly getting them into hot water,
This may make them sour, hard and sometimes bitter,
Even poor varieties maybe made sweet, tender and good by garnishing them with patience,
well sweetened with love, and seasoned with kisses,.
Wrap them in a mantle of charity .
Keep it warm with a steady fire of  domestic devotion and serve with peaches and cream.
Thus prepared, they will keep for years.


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